P.S.- I get most of the jokes off of shows, and some of them I make them up. Well.. Most of them I make it up. Hehe
A.N- Are you Guys gonna Go see Twilight?! I AM!! Ahh I can't wait!
Giselle- *creeps downstairs. She feels really bad for what she did to Kevin. So she wants to make it up to him. She is behind the couch; Kevin doesnt notice her. She pokes his back. Kevin knows its her now; he closes his eyes tightly and leans back*
Kevin- What? Kick me. I dont Care. Here *opens his legs* Come in front and kick me. Im giving you a free shot here. *crosses his arms, opens his eyes, looks back at her, and looks back to the front and closes his eyes once more*
Giselle- *exhales deeply* Im not here to kick you.
Kevin- Ok. Then why are you here?
Giselle- To apologize.
Kevin- *thinks: Should I take her apology? I really really really like her, but I dont know. (exhale) I guess I should.* Ok. I accept your apology.
Giselle- Thank you. *puts her hands over his eyes*
Kevin- *uncrosses his...
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![Joe Jonas~The Bad Boy Ep. 44 [He's got a Horrible Sex Life]](http://img.youtube.com/vi/eERaMdzOJNg/2.jpg)
Warning: Gets a little Descriptive
*Kevins P.O.V*
*The freaking pain! The agonizing pain! (I keep moaning since my area still hurts) I know nothing of my brothers anymore.
And my girlfriend. I know nothing of her, she keeping secrets, lying to me, and kicking me in the area that hurts the most. (sigh)I have no idea what my brothers are doing and what theyre up to.
Joe is talking about sex. Having sex with girls and more. Nick rushing out of here in a hurry with a very small balloon in his hands.Oh God!
The balloon better not be what I thought it wasA Condom. Even the thought of Nick or Joe doing anything sexually gives me shivers and it makes me fail of a big brother.
Now.. I hear moaning upstairs. What is Joe thinking he is doing? I better go check it out. Although I hurt, I can still move. He better not have sex. (Gets up and walks up the stairs.) Im all the way up there now, I slowly open the door and see*
*normal p.o.v. with Kevin, Joe, and Kristel*
Kevin- Oh My God! *Joe...
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![Joe Jonas~The Bad Boy Ep. 43 [It was Pie, not condoms]](http://img.youtube.com/vi/Y3ubLrKrqWs/2.jpg)
A.N- Sorry, this chapter is kinda boring. I just pretty much introduce a new character. K. She is jonasbrothersbadboyz. :P
She really wanted to be in it, sooo badely so i let her. The next chptr gets more... interesting. k ;D && I have a new BF ^_^
*Zoes P.O.V*
*I wonder where Nick is. He shouldve been here already. (Door Bell Rings) I hope its Nick. (I walk towards the door and open it. Thank God. Its Nick.) I thought Joe shot him or something*
Zoe- There you are.
Nick- *breathing heavily* Yea.Here Iam. *as he tries to catch his breath, he puts his hand to his throat and gulps deeply* Sorry. *his hands back on his sides*
Zoe- Its ok. Where were you?
Nick- *breathes heavily still* Joe, found something of mineand kept questioning it about me. Then Kristel showed up, by Joes window. Then I plotted my escape.
Zoe- Oh, you make it sound like you were escaping from jail, and Joe is the Police man.
Nick- He might as well be. His room is a chamber, and it smells horribly horrible in...
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![Joe Jonas~The Bad Boy Ep. 42 [Skip the plans, lets fuck!]](http://img.youtube.com/vi/9ou-9MoZPxg/2.jpg)
I POSTED AGAIN A LITTLE EARLIER THAN USUAL CUZ I GOT AN HONOR AND SO MANY COMMENTS AND RATING. TY ALL!!
Nick- *grabs the bag, and holds it behind his back* No reason. *gulps*
Joe- Hmm, you have condoms, and youre going over to Zoes house. Something doesnt smell right, here.
Nick- Maybe its the food you left in here, from last nights dinner.
Joe- yea right
Nick- no, its right there *he points to a plate of food behind me*
Joe- Oh, that.
Nick- yea, that.
Joe- Dont change the subject!
Nick- Im not.
Joe- Yes you are
Nick- no Im not. Hey look a fly!
Joe- *I look around, but no fly.*
Nick- *runs towards the door.*
Joe- *I ran to the door as well, but I closed the door before Nick could get out. Nick holds the bag tightly to himself* Why, *I get closer to him with every word.* do you have condoms in your bag?
Nick- Listen, I just have them. Is that a crime?
Joe- yea
Nick- Well, its not a big deal.
Joe- yes it is
Nick- how?
Joe- You are gonna have sex. And the record that we have is,...
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![Joe Jonas~The Bad Boy Ep. 41 [Why do you have Condoms?!]](http://img.youtube.com/vi/fkij-DVcleo/2.jpg)
Thanks for the comments, ratings, and so much more. You guys make me happy. U guys make me want to post more... yay. lol
Kevin- you guys actually care how long your things are?
Joe- we have to
Nick- for some reason, if its small. The girls wont like us.
Kevin- But, thats not true.
Joe- For most of us, it is true. Some girls dont care, but for others yea.
Kevin- Do you guys measure?
Nick- I dont. I think thats sick.
Kevin- Then why-
Nick- Its just the truth.
Kevin- what do you tell the girls?
Nick- so far nothing, they never ask. And if they did. I would just make something up, like pretty long. Or if they want inches I guess Ill just make up a number.
Kevin- oh, you Joe?
Joe- uhh, so measuring is sick?
Nick- yea, kinda.
Joe- oh, in that case. I dont measure.
Nick- you measure, dont you Joe?
Joe- didnt you just hear what I said?
Kevin- Joe??
Joe- fine, yes I do measure (in real life, Joe doesnt measure. He thinks guys who do are freaks)
Nick- yeaaa *walks Kevin to the couch* here, Im...
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![Joe Jonas~The Bad Boy Ep. 40 [Having a Small Dick is Baaad]](http://img.youtube.com/vi/whn21NoyX9E/2.jpg)
A.N.~Joe's gonna Show Nick and Zoe what a pervert is all about
Zoe- I dont have to. I just know that you are.
Joe- Oh, you want to see me being a perv.? I will act pervy just for you two.
Zoe- yea, I dont think so. And how?
Joe- Glad you asked. *smirks, and grabs Kristels waist and kisses her on the lips, and on the neck real roughly. He lets go.*
Nick- Dude thats not a pervert. That wasnt even really pervert like.
Joe- Oh, I cant do perv here, cuz were at school. Why dont we all meet up someplace. And I can show you guys what a pervert really is.
Zoe- Fine.
Nick- Fine, wait what?
Joe- perfect.
*Kristels in a daze*
Joe- We all meet behind the bleachers. And Ill teach you two a lesson.
*Nick and Zoe go east, Joe and Kristel go westNick and Zoe*
Nick- What did we just do?
Zoe- I dont know. I guess, Joe will try to prove to us. That he can be a pervert, but hes not now.
Nick- Ok, I guess.
Zoe- yea, Its kinda hard to explain though.
Nick- yea, I understand the situation.
Zoe- yup...
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![Joe Jonas~The Bad Boy Ep. 39 [I'll Show you Pervy]](http://img.youtube.com/vi/Ws-qzsvdcUo/2.jpg)
I DECIDED TO POST ONE EARLIER. 1- YOU GUYS ALWAYS WANT ONE QUICK. 2- I MIGHT NOW BE HERE TOMORROW OR GET ON.
*Kevins P.O.V*
*Im lying on the couch. Giselle is laying on my chest, and Im gently stoking her beautiful hair. Were watching, The House Bunny.*
Giselle- *exhale*
Kevin- Whats the matter?
Giselle- I wish I can be that pretty as the girl in there.
Kevin- What? *we both sit up. I hold her hands and look in her eyes* You are so very pretty. Why do you say youre not pretty?
Giselle- I dunno. I guess, I look at all these girls. Then I look at me, and-
Kevin- Hold on a minuteYou are the prettiest girl I have ever met. And probably the most beautiful one I will ever get. And even if youre not so pretty. I would still date you.
Giselle- Why? Every guy wants a Hot girl.
Kevin- In my eyes, youre very Hot. And even if you werent, I still would. Cuz inside is what counts. Who could be that superficial to date only a girl who is Hot and sexy? She could be an idiot. And some guys are...
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![Joe Jonas~The Bad Boy Ep. 38 [That bedrooms of yours ;D]](http://img.youtube.com/vi/CvMGcCz-d6Y/2.jpg)
SORRY, IT TOOK ME A WHILE. I GOT THIS REALLY RUDE COMMENT ON EP. 37, THAT MY STORY ISN'T DESCRIPTIVE ENOUGH, AND THAT I SHOULDN'T EVEN POST MY STORY. I DON'T CARE IF SHE DOESN'T LIKE MY STORY, BUT TO BE MEAN ABOUT IT AND STUFF IS JUST.... YEA.
Zoe- yup
Nick- Oh
Zoe- Wanna go over to Kris-
Nick- No No NO NO NO NO NO!! *I got out of the banana chair I was sitting in, and wrapped my arms around Zoes legs* No No No No NO NO NO NO!!!
Zoe- Ok ok, gosh. It was just a question.
Nick- Well, it was a horrible question!
Zoe- well then. *she crossed her arms and looked the other way*
Nick- *I got up from the floor, unwrapped my arms from her legs and hugged her. She was a smidge taller than me. She leaned her head against my head/shoulder.* Im sorry.
Zoe- Its ok. *I kissed her gently on the cheek, still in a friendship way. I saw a light smile on her face. And I smile. She is an awesome friend. She would never hurt me.*
*Door bell rings*
Zoe- *exhale* Ill get it. *we both go downstairs, I...
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![Joe Jonas~The Bad Boy Ep. 37 [The jackass.The idiot.Muffasa]](http://img.youtube.com/vi/DoOqoQ1b9XY/2.jpg)
Yay, this is the second ep. for season 2... yay. lol
PLEZ DON'T STOP READING MY SERIES, I KNOW ITS BEEN GETTING TO BECOME A LOVE STORY, BUT IM KEEPING JOE BAD. ;D IT GETS MORE INTERSTING, AND KINDA INTENSE IN THE FUTURE EP'S...
Zoe- I...I don't.
Joe- Then why don't you want me to make out with Kristel.
Zoe- It's wrong.
Joe- It's wrong to kiss a beautiful girl such as herself? Doesn't make sense to me, but keep going.
Zoe- she is Nicks-
Joe- no, Kristel is loopy and Nick is just sad. He wont mind. Only you mind.
Zoe- no I don't
Joe- Prove it.
Zoe- prove it?
Joe- yes, let me kiss Kristel. That can show proof right there.
Zoe- Fine.
Joe- ohh, am I sensing jealously here?
Zoe- *acting jealous, and in her teeth* No, not at all.
Joe- uh-huh So see you tomorrow.
Zoe- *in her teeth* uh-huh. Sure. *hangs up*
Joe- *I smirk and hang up the phone. I wish she can see my face expression right now* I got her, right where I want her.
Kevin- yea, you got her alright.
Joe- *I turn around, and...
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![Joe Jonas~The Bad Boy Ep. 36 Season 2[Bad 2 Good Back 2 Bad]](http://img.youtube.com/vi/T1KkT92sNxQ/2.jpg)
IM SORRY MY SERIES HAS BEEN GETTING BORING. IVE BEEN GETTING REALLY OVERBOOKED WITH HOMEWORK AND STUFF SO YEA.. BUT ITS GOING BACK TO BAD...again.. HEHE
A.N.~~~AND I COULDN'T POST FRIDAY, CUZ.. I ALMOST WENT TO JAIL.. MY FRIEND STOLE SOME GLOVES FROM HOT TOPIC, SHE GOT CAUGHT, AND I WAS WEARING THE STOLEN GLOVES. AND MY BFFEAFL GOT CAUGHT TOO ALTHOUGH SHE WASN'T WEARING THE GLOVES. IT WASN'T MINE OR MY BFFEAFL'S FAULT. IT WAS THE GIRL WHO STOLE IT, SHE DIDN'T TELL US SHE STOLE THEM TIL LATER. AND NOW IM NOT ALLOWED IN THE MALL FOR 3 MONTHS. =/ IM NOT A BAD PERSON, BUT EVEN THOUGH I DIDN'T DO IT, I FEEL GUILTY.~~~
Joe- Never mind the stupid cookie.
Nick- You promised a cookie!!
Joe- Yeaa?
Nick- ugh, what do you want?
Joe- Talk
Nick- about?
Joe- uhh, I have no idea. I forgot.
Nick- Typical Joe.
Joe- Youre mean.
Nick- *rolls eyes* Whatever *Goes back into my room*
Joe- Where ya going?
Nick- Im going to bed, I got to get ready for school and stuff.
Joe- oh
Nick- Yea *rolls eyes and...
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