hey thanks for checking out my video, please feel free to tell me how you feel :)
Thank you.
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(Brad Pitt and Dr. Butter ran into the police station.)
Brad: (yelling) Where's my wife?!? What have you done to her!?!?
Female Cop: Is she the physco, that attacked a poor, innocent, citizen of the world?
Dr. Butter: That would be her.
Brad: Well where is she?!?
Famle Cop: She's locked up. She's being charged for assault.
Brad: (angry) What,are you insane??
Female Cop: No, but she is!
Brad:That poor, innocent, citizen of the world, who happens to be my wife, shouldn't be locked up. She might have OUR twins any day now. And besides she's a nice person.
Female Cop: Yeah a nice person who brings joy to the world by attacking random people with fake flamingos.
Brad: Well she's be having mood swings lately. You know what it's like to be carring a little baby in your wound.
Female Cop: No I don't. I'm not able to have kids.
Brad: Oh well I'm sorry for your losses that never could have be. But I can I at least see my wife???
Female Cop: And why would I do that??
Brad: Cuz...
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A little perview of season two of Football Fool!
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Have you ever thought about what things would say if they could talk? Will if you have all your answers will seen be snswered! Pretty sweet,huh?
Sorry my video isn't that good, but this was the first time I used the video annatations so cut me some slack! Thanks :)
P.S. I know I spelled watching wrong, I stink at spelling and I was dead tried when I made this video,okay?!?
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( Jonny and Bob are sitting down at a table at their local library.)
Bob:(mad) How can you say that?
Jonny:Say what?
Bob: Say that Football is just like wrestling?
Jonny: Well they are the same. In bother sports the guy on the other team touches the other guy on the opposite team. They are both very disturbing.
Bob: Whatever, shut up! In football there's a football!! In wrestling there isn't! HAHA!
(Jonny bites his lower lip.)
Bob: What!?!?
Jonny:(murming) You told me to shut up.
Bob: Oh, just tell me what you want to say!
Jonny:(gasps) Awww the fresh air (takes a deep breath.)
Bob: Now, what were you going to say?
Jonny: I don't remeber.
Bob:(sighs) You're helpless. You don't make any sense.
Jonny: Just like it doesn't make senes that the word dictionary is in the dictionary.
Bob: What does that have to do with anything?
Jonny: I don't know. You're the one that isn't making any sense. You Americans are very foolish, first...
Bob: Oh and you Eskimo's are not? (raises eyebrow.)...
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So Father Day (is it one or two words??) is coming up, but what will you get your dad? Wacth the video then go shopping on Ebay!!!
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*Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are in an airplane heading to the United Kingdom*
Angelina:*angery* Why do you have to go all the way to the UK, just so you can see a therapist?
Brad: Because if everyone found out I had problems, real problems, and not just that I'm too hot for myself problems; I would lose all my acting jobs. Then you would have to live in the suburbs!!
Andelina: *gasps* You said suburbs!! *She starts to fan herself.
Brid: I know it's a scarey thought.
TWO HOURS LATER
*Brad is in his therapist office*
Dr.Butter:And tell me why you feel diconnectedted from your wife.
Brad:*Crying* I...just...I don't think she finds me pretty anymore. *Sniffles*
Dr.Butter:What makes you think that?
Brad:Well... she doesn't call me pretty anymore. She use to call me pretty boy.She would say 'Come here pretty boy' and 'Do you want a cracker pretty boy.'
Dr.Butter:Sounds like she thought you were a bird.
Brad:*crying harder* You aren't helping!!
OUTSIDE DR.BUTTER'S OFFICE
*Angelina...
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okay guys this is for ashleytisdaleison. Ashley Tisdale has been hated on, and she hates that. So I rewrote the chorus to Ashley's song Goin' Crazy.
Here's Ashley's version:
Boy, I'm feeling something real and
I don't know what to do
So excited, I can't hide it
Got my eyes on you
You've got me goin' crazy
Want to be your baby
I don't know what to do
I can't take my eyes off you
You've got me goin' crazy
It's just the way you're moving
I really wish you knew what you do
I can't take my eyes off you
Now here's mine version ( just hum the tune):
Guy's I'm feelin hate,
and I don't like it.
So frustard, I can't hide it.
Got my lawers on you.
You're driving me crazy,
Hatein'on Ahsley,
I really don't get it.
Stop, pretty please.
They're driving me crazy.
It's just what you're saying.
I really wish you heard, what you say.
Stop it, pretty please.
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I have been busy lately so thats why I haven't posted a new vidoe latley. But heres a sneak peck at my new video.
I took Pinks song "Don't Let Me Get Me" and rewrote it too "Don't Let Me Bite Me."
Here's a sneak peck:
Her song goes:Tired of being compared to d@#* britney spears
Shes so pretty, that just aint me.
Mine goes: Tried of being compare to ghos dang Bob the Builder, he's so handy that just ain't me.
Her goes:La told me, youll be a pop star,
All you have to change is everything you are.
Mine goes: Toys"R"Us told me, you'll make it in toyland all you have to do is change your screws.
Stay tuned for the full listing of "Don't Let me Bite Me"!!!!
Thanks for wacthing :) :) :) :)
p.s. ignore the song, it doesn't really go w/ the video. I didn't know there was song envoled with it, lol.
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It's just like my othe video to "Don't Dive Up", only it's his song Rush.
Enoy
:)
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