Videos by kekkomatic

On Saturday, November 29, 2008 I made the stupidest thing I could ever do, fall like a bag of dirt while running on the sidewalk in front of young and sexy teenagers with camera phones. I encountered a block of marble on my way, the same exact color of the sidewalk. After the shame for being such a dumbass, the pain started to flow through my left arm and my knees. The pain is slowly going away now, I hope to get back to work soon.

This is a montage of all the pictures my webcam took on October 30 2008, my birthday. I had fun chatting and thinking of Halloween (which I sadly didn't celebrate). I know this video is actually pretty useless, but I thought somebody could find it interesting. As a friend of mine said, it's funny to see moments when I'm serious and smiling or laughing mixed together at high speed. In case you want to know, I used a freeware application (not developed anymore) called Dorgem. I'm sure there are other programs out there which do the job more swiftly than Dorgem, so please suggest me something else if you know. And sorry for the crappy quality, Youtube added some magic to my video.

Before I start, I invoke the principles of Fair Use, regarding the material used for making this video. Credits for the material goes to CNN (the final speech of McCain) and a ton of sources from the Internet (the photos). The song played is "Having a Party" by The Pointer Sisters. I do not intend to break copyright laws in any way, this video has only a comic purpose. I thought it would be fun to make real closing credits for the McCain-Palin campaign. I know I'm damn late in putting this online, but I just had to make it good. However, I made this clip for Ytmnd, but since I used a video editing software I decided to post it on Youtube too, hoping it won't hurt anybody. I have a kind of bidirectional humor, nothing is really offensive, but just witty and dumb at the same time. Just think about it.

EDIT: I didn't have the exam, it was not needed. Good for me! A failed attempt at making a video about my experience with Fluorescent Angiography. I stayed for 11 minutes in front of the camera doing almost nothing. The lesson is: waiting is boring without a twist. I'm reporting my experience here: http://www.kekkomatic.com/marker/ I'll have the exam Monday, September 15 2008 at 8AM GMT+2.

"We can't get enough of tranquillity and attention. Everything must freeze in front of our senses, every mutation insignificant. What we don't perceive frightens the most, all the senses on guard, waiting for a signal strong enough to interrupt and upset our processes." ________ "Di calma e concentrazione sentiamo il bisogno. Ai nostri sensi tutto deve essere fermo, ogni mutazione apparentemente impercettibile. Ciò che non percepiamo ci terrorizza maggiormente, ogni nostro senso all'erta in attesa di un segnale capace di interrompere e sconvolgere i nostri processi."

This is the complete Spaciness video I used to promote my website. Actually this is the most updated version, I corrected something wrong and improved the sound track. There's another promotional video, This Wonderful Knowledge, you can check it out here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGXS_ivn5uM ________ Questo è il video completo di Spaciness che ho usato per pubblicizzare il mio sito. Veramente questa è la versione più aggiornata, ho corretto qualcosa di sbagliato e migliorato la traccia audio. C'è un altro video promozionale, This Wonderful Knowledge, potete vederlo qui: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGXS_ivn5uM

The full, updated clip is online! La clip completa e aggiornata è online! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXWPvKLzVhY This is the second part of Spaciness. If you are within the first 80 calls, you'll get a space probe free of charge! ________ Questa è la seconda parte di Spaciness. Alle prime 80 chiamate la sonda spaziale è in omaggio!

The full, updated clip is online! La clip completa e aggiornata è online! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXWPvKLzVhY This small clip talks about space. What did you expect? Bodybuilders? Here's a game: Drink when the narrator says "maybe". ________ Questa piccola clip parla di spazio. Cosa ti aspettavi? Bodybuilders? Ecco un gioco: Bevi un po' ogni volta che il narratore dice "forse".

Short documentary about the greatness of a Nation thanks to discovery. ________ Breve documentario sulla grandiosità di una Nazione grazie alla scoperta.