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Eleasha...and friends....being themselve in the Choir Room..exciting isn't it?!?(i used heavy sarcasm right now)comment,rate,etc -x-Erica-x-

Thanks to everyone who is reading my stories :D Here's chapter 8! [: Jocelyn's POV I turned around to face Joe and our faces got very close, then closer. Then, I turned my head away. "Im sorry, Joe. I can't" I said while holding my head down. "Don't be sorry. It's my fault" Joe said while lifting my head up with his hands. It's not that I didn't want to kiss Joe, but we just met again today. I am really starting to like him though. "So, let's get over to my house" I said with a smile. Joe nodded as we walked across the street hand in hand. Morgan's POV I sighed and logged off of AIM, too. I walked downstairs to find Joe and Jocelyn coming in the door, holding hands. Not a boyfriend girlfriend type thing, more like just best friends. I smiled at them and we sat down at the table. The house phone started ringing. I looked at the caller ID. It read, Nick's POV As I walked down to the dining room, I tripped over Joes dirty clothes lying in the hallway. He is so messy...

He's such an asshole. But I love him.

I had known that I would be going on the next tour with my brothers for weeks now, but I didnt tell Tyler yet. Finally one night we were alone and I had the perfect opportunity to tell him. I used the I dont know how to say this line. He took it a lot better than I thought he would. Lets make the best of the time we have left. Thats why I love him, he was just so understanding. We started doing really fun things. We would go on cute little dates. It only bought us closer. He always seemed to be getting really close physically, if you know what I mean. I sorta felt that in a way he was pressure me to bring it to the next level, but we never got anywhere remotely close. Before either of us knew it the day before I was leaving had come. This was our last day together. He planned a really romantic dinner. I mean I was leaving for 3 months this had to be special. I showered did my make-up got dressed and was in the process of doing my hair when Joe came in. He stood in the doorway and...

Disclaimer: I'm not a Carrie Underwood fan, just happened to find myself at this show with some friends. So, at Carrie Underwood shows, they have a countdown thing up for five minutes, I think. I don't know, I was in the bathroom for part of it. Random commentary and sarcasm, courtesy of myself and one of my friends.

I am so sorry guys that I havent posted in forever it seems like here is Joes and Megans P.O.V this is happening while Nick and Jannie are looing at the scrapbook Megan grabs the scrapbook and goes and sits far away from everyone else and sits down on the floor and motions for Joe to come sit next to her Megan: Awwwww! We were so cute! Shes looking at a picture of her and Joe watching Barney when they were four in the Jonass living room Joe: I know I think im gonna cry! *sarcastic* Megan: Shut up Joesph! Joe: Yes maam! Megan: Im really ready for tour ! Joe: I know only two weeks! Megan: Wow! Thats not that long! Joe: Your gonna love it! Megan: I know! Joe: Im glad Miley isnt going on tour with us! Megan: Gosh I know its going to be a world tour too! Joe: Ugh! I cant stand her! Megan: You should have seen Jannie when it was all over tv! Joe: Wow it mustve hurt her a lot! Megan: It did! Next Sam and Kevins P.O.V i dont like youtube

A Joe Jonas Love Story Ep.1 A Young girl called Zoe Smith is moving into a new house in L.A. She has bright blonde hair down to her lower back and bright blue eyes she is 18 she has a dog called Jonas who is a golden retriever. Her dad is a radio presenter and he works for Disney. Her mom died when Zoe was little so she doesnt remember a lot about her. She is an only child. Her dad is called Mat. Zoe: WOOW, dad this is amazing! Mat ( Zoes Dad ): It sure is, we have 3 spare bedroom ha-ha Zoe: Can Jonas Have One ? Mat Zoes Dad: Dont Be Silly Zoe Zoe: Fine, shouldnt you be getting to work? Mat Zoes Dad: Ooh Yes, do you want to come? Zoe: OMJ Sure, can Jonas come? Mat Zoes Dad: Of Course * They get a taxi to Disney studios * Zoe: Ooh so dad who are you interviewing today? Mat: One Guess heres a hints JB Zoe: OMJ ARE YOU SERIOUS !! JONAS BROTHERS !! Mat: Yeah why else would all those girls be outside? Zoe: Ha-ha true. * Jonas brothers come up to Mat and Zoe and introduce themselves*...

-Mandy comes into her living room where Maddies sitting.- Mandy: Were going to the beach. *smiles* Maddie: Thats the suprise? We go there like everyday. Mandy: Yea well, todays different, lets go! Maddie: *whining* Buhhhttt im too tireddd to gooo.... Mandy: Nick will be there. Maddie: Well.... Mandy: You get your butt over to the beach or i'll call him and make him come carry you! Wait that doesn't sound like a threat. *laughs* Maddie: *laughs* Okay okay fine, i'll go! -Mandy and Maddie go down to the beach and Maddie sits down and puts her feet in the water. She picks up some sand.- Maddie: Yup, this sure is a beach. But whats the- ???: Suprise!!! -Maddie turns around to see Josh, and the Jonas Brothers running towards her. Maddie stands up to say hi to them but they knock her down into the water.- Maddie: Agh! You guys i'm all wet-ish now! Kevin: *laughs* We know! Joe: Gottcha! -Nick helps her up and Maddie shakes her wet hair.- Nick: Hey Madz- Joe: Get her Kevin! -Joe and Kevin...

If you like, what you see and you are proud of Christinas work let them know by emailing Producers@zanesexchronicles.tv . The Video are scenes from the new CineMax show Sex Chronicles the episode title is Room 69 and is featuring Christina DeRosa, Series Regular. The Room 69 episode plot shows the women learning how to enhance their sexual pleasure through a series of classes. Maricruz is enlightened by a pamphlet about satisfying a man. Estaban is confused by Lyric's sarcastic behavior toward him and confronts her. Eboni is determined to pay her father back and visits a bank loan officer, Chuck, and allows him to make a private deposit so she can make a withdrawal. Starring Patrice Fisher, Maya Gilbert, Laila Odom, Johanna Quintero and Christina DeRosa.

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